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The Neighborhood's Not the Same without Stan

by Joe Cassady

I feel bad because I sent my neighbor Stan to visit with my insurance agent. What I mean is Stan told me he was looking for auto insurance for his vehicles. So, I told Stan to speak with my auto insurance agent.

My agent met with Stan and they had a great conversation. But apparently, Stan misinterpreted something my agent told him. Stan drives a lot of highway miles and he asked my insurance agent about auto accident statistics on the highway. My agent told Stan "Well, that's really a great question. But, actually, the majority of auto accidents happen within 10 miles of your home Stan."

So, Stan moved five hours away and I miss him.

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By mareklug (Flickr: Insurance agent at work, Chicago 2014) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons