One day a famous rich man went to buy a sports car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80,000. The man had only $79,998.
The sales associate insisted that the price is firm and the man must pay the dealership $80,000.
The man came out of the store and looked around. He saw a poor man begging for help. He went toward him and introduced himself. He asked the poor man if he would be kind enough to lend him $2. The poor man asked the reason. He replied that he is trying to buy a car.
The poor man thought for a moment, then gave the man $4 and said Please buy one for me too.
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